function getPostComments(postid) { switch(postid) { case 2370065: return [{name: 'Harry', comment: 'Great link!'}]; break case 3376660: return [{name: 'n ', comment: 'kjh'}]; break case 5660094: return [{name: 'well', comment: 'no'}]; break case 6820400: return [{name: 'gondaba', comment: 'this is one of my fav\'s!'}]; break case 8241811: return [{name: 'gondaba', comment: 'yeah. what\'re you gonna do about it? huh?'}]; break case 8606471: return [{name: 'Brian', comment: 'eew, and these boxes arent aligned.'}]; break case 8807536: return [{name: 'gondaba', comment: 'facebook is really creepy.'}]; break case 9137489: return [{name: 'gondaba', comment: 'this is a groovy blog. fun fun to read.'}]; break case 9226584: return [{name: 'dave', comment: 'just cool :>'},{name: 'flapjacks.xnol.', comment: 'neato! Smooth move, very elaborate..'}]; break case 9341880: return [{name: 'gondaba', comment: 'you should read the whole story. it\'s good. '},{name: 'hey', comment: 'what a good ebay post'}]; break case 9828517: return [{name: 'Brian G.', comment: 'Crazy + Drunk = Crunk'},{name: 'tin', comment: 'disgusting'}]; break case 10194811: return [{name: 'Jill', comment: 'Comments on Tumblr!? I must know how!'},{name: 'Ivan', comment: 'Plus, they are pretty.'}]; break case 10766030: return [{name: 'veewpe.com', comment: 'you might be on to something.'}]; break case 11343385: return [{name: 'Menelaus', comment: 'Teehee; excellent.'}]; break case 11429578: return [{name: 'sumo', comment: 'hah, nice'}]; break case 11594502: return [{name: 'rubensc', comment: 'how do you got these comments? and may i steal them? by the way, best tumblr layout i\'ve seen.'}]; break case 11724026: return [{name: 'PK', comment: 'Aw, adorable.'},{name: 'C', comment: 'oh my gosh that\'s cute'},{name: 'slim99', comment: 'mental case'}]; break case 12225683: return [{name: 'slim99', comment: 'it\'s not you, it\'s me.'}]; break case 12227764: return [{name: 'stoodinthec', comment: 'This blog is so beautiful, it makes me weep.'},{name: 'SITC', comment: 'Sorry for ruining it with my big clumsy name.'},{name: 'gondaba', comment: 'thanks ! its all good SITC.'}]; break case 12952138: return [{name: 'silvasonic', comment: 'cool!'},{name: '.', comment: 'not even toilet paper? what do they use instead?'}]; break case 13241376: return [{name: 'Brian', comment: 'bread humor is disgusting'},{name: 'gondaba', comment: 'Brian humor is disgusting'},{name: 'isaac', comment: 'i think i get it, but it isn\'t very funny?'},{name: 'gondaba', comment: 'you\'re right -- it\'s not a joke'}]; break case 13878309: return [{name: 'fartman', comment: 'lol we went to high school together and now im stoned'},{name: 'ivan', comment: 'pense que eras gringo.'},{name: 'd', comment: 'posters? carteles?'},{name: 'ddd', comment: '???'}]; break case 13945248: return [{name: 'ddd', comment: 'http://gondaba7.com/'}]; break case 15136947: return [{name: '.', comment: 'i bought a magazine or two from GOOD. they always have nice graphs'}]; break case 15663207: return [{name: 'YO', comment: 'can u Get MUH nigga reggie into HArvard dawg|? seriously dawg hit me back dawg'}]; break case 15974796: return [{name: 'YO', comment: 'tRy some tony yayo dawg dat shitz da bomb dawg'}]; break case 16296849: return [{name: 'Isaac', comment: 'these are absolutely hilarious. i like the one about FF7'}]; break case 16663049: return [{name: 'Brian G.', comment: 'I don\'t get it.'},{name: 'YO', comment: 'YO dis be stoopid dawg'}]; break case 16815195: return [{name: 'YO', comment: 'gurly gurl haz sum noice bewbz dawg'},{name: 'uh', comment: 'you cant even see her boobs'}]; break case 17282343: return [{name: 'YO', comment: 'hAHA yEAH dawg deez ar efunny dawg'}]; break case 17458549: return [{name: 'YO', comment: 'rip oink status homie poruting out osme of my OE that ijust drank for mah nigga oink dawg'},{name: 'not', comment: 'really'}]; break case 17652550: return [{name: '.', comment: 'me too..'}]; break case 17998705: return [{name: 'jamie', comment: 'fantastic'}]; break case 18127054: return [{name: 'isaac', comment: 'chris, you have really small thighs though. that\'s an important consideration here.'}]; break case 18416098: return [{name: 'Anon', comment: 'test'}]; break case 18835026: return [{name: 'isaac', comment: 'i\'ve heard this before. read a scientific paper predicting an ice age would be upon in in less than 30 years. this is well written though, puts things in perspective.'}]; break case 18896076: return [{name: 'yes.', comment: 'this is amazingly true and i\'m sick of it.'}]; break case 19347166: return [{name: 'sps', comment: 'this extends beyond 25 in NYC...'}]; break case 19492408: return [{name: 'test', comment: 'test'}]; break case 19758817: return [{name: 'Jake', comment: 'I assume that most in that group lie, and it\'s actually a lot more hours.'},{name: 'gondaba', comment: 'people aren\'t clever enough to lie.'}]; break case 19832539: return [{name: 'Brian', comment: 'so true, but caramel? i would say 2 and half sugars.'},{name: 'Paige', comment: 'I guess i\'m high maintenance'}]; break case 19940018: return [{name: 'xcvb', comment: 'xb'}]; break case 20231880: return [{name: 'Adam', comment: 'College life is to blame for YOU. I\'m sure everything on this list applies to someone who has dropped out somewhere.'},{name: 'Guz', comment: 'I am almost dropping out because of #5.'}]; break case 20386920: return [{name: 'Crystal', comment: 'Wow. I don\'t care if it\'s not western, but his fashion sense is just so wrong...but it it buys you small girls to peddle your goods...'},{name: 'errr', comment: 'http://maizebreak.com/about'}]; break case 20478884: return [{name: 'Adam', comment: 'Hmm, I wonder what Colorado and Alaska have that all the other states don\'t, since they are the only states below 20 percent obesity in 2005.'},{name: 'Isaac', comment: 'More liars?'},{name: 'lisa', comment: 'mountains'},{name: 'Brian G.', comment: 'The dog meat, it is leaner.'},{name: 'm*', comment: 'Only the strong survive.'}]; break case 20565600: return [{name: 'Brian G.', comment: 'Its not that well designed, it wont let me buy any of their products.'},{name: 'gondaba', comment: 'you didn\'t sit and stare and watch long enough.'},{name: 'lisa', comment: 'yep'},{name: 'Brian G.', comment: 'chris, its a joke,.............................................................................. i did look at it, and i know it had no purpose. thus i said what i said.'},{name: 'gondaba', comment: 'way to use too many periods.'},{name: 'Guz', comment: 'So awesome!! Brilliant idea.'}]; break case 20794115: return [{name: 'lisa', comment: 'this is sad. why would put this here? give me a happy puppy.'},{name: 'hdxd', comment: 'this is fashionpug from icanhazcheezeburger.com'},{name: 'lisa', comment: 'so what?'},{name: 'gondaba', comment: 'ps. no it isn\'t. it\'s from that guy\'s flickr account, totally attributed.'}]; break case 20889991: return [{name: 'lisa', comment: 'this is not a happy puppy'},{name: 'incep', comment: 'he wouldn\'t eat so much...'},{name: 'kenzi', comment: 'wonderfully put'},{name: 'mmarookie', comment: 'hey, that\'s uncle Billy!'}]; break case 21000526: return [{name: 'sps', comment: 'sounds familiar...but she lives in TX and I in NYC, so who knows if that ringing in my ears will go away....'},{name: 'gondaba', comment: 'go out there. no time like the present.'}]; break case 21054302: return [{name: 'Shalom', comment: 'Haha, great pic. Also, I love the comment system you have. How did you set this up?'},{name: 'kenzi', comment: 'I too love this comment section, I\'m a new comer to Tumblr. I like it so far. It actually was assigned as an assignment in one of my classes.'},{name: 'yeah', comment: 'ive seen this somewhere else. where have i seen it?'},{name: 't', comment: 'tt'}]; break case 21247269: return [{name: 'jeesh', comment: 'what a downer'},{name: 'amy', comment: 'hi - I came across your tumblog on the tumblr homepage and am in awe of your commenting system!'},{name: 'aww', comment: 'awwww... and the green beans fell apart.'}]; break case 21330908: return [{name: 'd', comment: 'd'}]; break case 21425645: return [{name: 'stumblepeach', comment: 'Love this!'},{name: 'no', comment: 'that was dissapointing'},{name: 'jb', comment: 'hilarious... thanks!'},{name: 'Luvs it!', comment: 'Oh so true'}]; break case 21592724: return [{name: '!!', comment: 'haha that is priceless'},{name: 'r', comment: 'love is blind'},{name: 'w', comment: 'I knew it!'},{name: 'as', comment: 'aasasd'}]; break case 21606357: return [{name: 'kapuze', comment: 'how can i add this comment script to my tumblr blog?'},{name: 'David', comment: 'I agree, this/your comment script is fantastic.'}]; break case 21816594: return [{name: 'tulips1', comment: 'so that\'s what I\'ve been feeling lately...'},{name: 'Rob', comment: 'we all want your comment secret! Give it to us please!!'},{name: '*', comment: 'hmm...but all i can think of is the candy...'},{name: 'gondaba', comment: 'i\'ll post soon about it. maybe.'},{name: 'nah', comment: 'dont give it up! make \'em work for it'},{name: 'izzymcm', comment: 'How do you make a \"deffinition\" post type? I want one!'},{name: 'gondaba', comment: 'it\'s just a text post. With formatting.'},{name: 'izzymcm', comment: 'Oh, well now I know. Thanks!'},{name: 'x', comment: 'ok'}]; break case 21908994: return [{name: 'yah', comment: 'what book are you reading??'},{name: 'gondaba', comment: 'The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao'}]; break case 22009308: return [{name: 'lolzilla', comment: 'Whoa, wait, what?'}]; break case 22039492: return [{name: 't', comment: 't'},{name: 'I', comment: 'don\'t get it'},{name: 'ffgsdg', comment: 'fgfdsg'},{name: 'e', comment: 'mother and child in womb'}]; break case 22424013: return [{name: 'Excalibur', comment: 'Why not just dump the Bibles in the Dustbin of History Shelves where they belong?'},{name: 'asgood ', comment: 'I used to get in trouble, when I worked at barnes & noble, for always moving the scientology books from Self-Help to Occult'}]; break case 22480824: return [{name: 'Mike', comment: 'Can you do a robot?'},{name: 'Leigh', comment: 'Ratchet & Crank!! '}]; break case 22552911: return [{name: 'Guz', comment: 'I think this is made in Photoshop...'},{name: 'lolzilla', comment: 'I think this is made in awesome...'},{name: 'vivian', comment: 'how amusing =)'},{name: 'LTSmash', comment: 'effing hilarious'}]; break case 22719502: return [{name: 'Lisa', comment: 'hm. i could take on 25. i\'m better than you. or worse? depends on how you look at it..'},{name: 'Guz', comment: '26 here!'},{name: 'Liron', comment: 'this tumblog is so beutiful.'},{name: 'lolzilla', comment: 'I don\'t know. I\'ll let you know when the time comes.'},{name: 'sensibel', comment: 'don\'t fight for Survey\'s'},{name: 'Brian G.', comment: 'Depends on if they had weapons or not. If anyone of any age has a gun, its all over.'},{name: 'sps', comment: 'my friends and I have been having this conversation, in various forms, for a long time. it\'s the best way to get the whole bar involved in a common discussion...'},{name: 'Excalibur', comment: 'This is just sick.....what\'s the point?'},{name: 'Rufo', comment: 'wow'},{name: 'Amanda', comment: 'Do I get to use my car? ;)'},{name: 'Jim', comment: 'Well, - I think I would make such an example of the very first 5 year old that the rest would run screaming attempting to wake from the nightmare, so in a sense, I could take on an infinite number..'},{name: 'Nancy', comment: 'I could only take 6.'}]; break case 22829132: return [{name: 'Hi', comment: 'This is a test'}]; break case 22907624: return [{name: 'russ', comment: 'i know what i am buying when i get back in boston because i am disgusting.'},{name: 'Pam', comment: 'I LOVE IT!'},{name: 'gondaba', comment: 'they say it\'s actually pretty good.'},{name: 'Yinka', comment: 'Nice Theme'},{name: 'kentbrew', comment: 'Stuff is gnarly... Perfect for the kids who like raw batter anyway; they can just shoot it straight into their mouths.'},{name: 'www.kia.tumblr.', comment: 'yumm. what can possibly be better than raw batter. Salmonella, anyone??'}]; break case 22985050: return [{name: 'Kia', comment: 'So does this mean gristle/bones are unhealthy? Damn it all.'}]; break case 23010325: return [{name: '50', comment: 'i love you like a fat kid love cake'},{name: 'love it', comment: 'thats the slowest seduction ive ever heard of'},{name: 'girl:', comment: 'don\'t eat it! he probably added his own special sauce to the batter'}]; break case 23220847: return [{name: 'Konrad', comment: 'comment test ;P'},{name: 'Konrad Hawro', comment: 'Can i put your comment js to my blog? (konrad.tumblr.com). Please...'}]; break case 23448741: return [{name: 'Le Bill', comment: 'That is fantastic!'}]; break case 23467722: return [{name: 'aww', comment: 'I missed it'}]; break case 23553896: return [{name: 'spacecowgirl', comment: 'I\'ve read this one too! We have the same reaction. The end part really does leave you thinking.'},{name: 'gondaba', comment: 'it\'s definitely \'human\'. a clever, ironic story. '},{name: 'isaac', comment: 'i\'m not sure which one i would rather be.'},{name: 'me', comment: 'sweet story'}]; break case 23749241: return [{name: 'isaac', comment: 'i don\'t get it - do you actually have to buy the individual stories or is there some secret i\'m missing to get to the endings?'},{name: 'gondaba', comment: 'you have to buy it. that\'s what you get for trying to read.'},{name: 'isaac', comment: 'shucks'},{name: 'Pam', comment: 'Clever!'},{name: 'Todd', comment: 'Beautiful design, but I\'m easily amused.'}]; break case 23836849: return [{name: 'Mike', comment: 'Well, wait.. they don\'t work???'},{name: 'hmm', comment: '100 calorie girl scout cookies? that is no good.'}]; break case 23894920: return [{name: 'Paige', comment: 'this could entertain for hours'}]; break case 24001990: return [{name: 'acrylamid.tumbl', comment: 'Creds for you theme. It\'s very nice.'},{name: 'anyone', comment: 'amazing'},{name: 'Pam', comment: 'Looks amazingly comfortable too!'},{name: 'Bill', comment: 'Wow, that\'s wild'}]; break case 24365582: return [{name: 'Anne', comment: 'Nice - Very Nice!'},{name: 'The Doodler', comment: 'The waiter looks like he\'s used to this.'},{name: 'cac', comment: 'hahaha that\'s perfect'}]; break case 24648720: return [{name: 'Kristine', comment: 'Wow, I didn\'t even know you could sell kittens on eBay. '},{name: 'xkcd comic', comment: 'http://xkcd.com/325/'}]; break case 24875959: return [{name: 'Marcelo', comment: 'Than you! I am affrai to read now!'}]; break case 24981341: return [{name: 'lk', comment: 'hahhhaha :)'},{name: 'hm', comment: 'some nice adverts there'},{name: 'Kelly', comment: 'I love them all. Bahahahaha.'},{name: 'Mike', comment: 'funny'}]; break case 25279591: return [{name: 'isaac', comment: 'that punch in the face was for supporting a society where perpetual debt perpetually ruins lives'},{name: 'Brian G', comment: 'no tip'}]; break case 25572224: return [{name: 'Doc', comment: 'Can i use your template in a spanish tumblr?'}]; break case 25664132: return [{name: 'Onitz', comment: 'rofl nice comic'},{name: 'Teh Bloggaar', comment: 'Funny. However, most of Black America WILL be voting for Obama or Clinton....'}]; break case 25846094: return [{name: 'paige', comment: 'i like that a lot, is that the name of the group?'},{name: 'yep', comment: 'yep! Thao with The Get Down Stay Down'}]; break case 25874809: return [{name: 'isaac', comment: 'what the hell is that from?'},{name: 'Cyndee', comment: 'OMG Lynzee! Well put! [kidding.]'},{name: 'JohnCommoner', comment: 'This has to be made up, a parody, something? Pleaes tell me this kid\'s teachers wouldn\'t allow this otherwise. She can barely write a coherent sentence. Scary.'},{name: 'monko', comment: 'finally. someone who gets it.'},{name: 'Crystal', comment: 'we need to know where this is from chris!'},{name: 'afrmx', comment: 'how about this? http://digg.funniestclip.com/Lynzee_Stauss/'},{name: 'paige', comment: 'this cannot be real'},{name: 'Brian G.', comment: 'this woman needs to be put in her place.'},{name: 'gray', comment: 'Good skills! You would never notice that the lovely Lynzee never went to college... '},{name: 'endz', comment: 'please! can somebody put some sense into her head?'},{name: 'Adam', comment: 'It\'s real. Look up the author on Youtube and you\'ll find a new interview with her. Hilarious stuff.'},{name: 'dave', comment: 'this is awesome, im addin you'},{name: 'gnar', comment: '... wow.'},{name: 'Tina', comment: 'Was the editor a man? LMAO. This is crazy. '},{name: 'Ben', comment: 'Holy bajeezus.'}]; break case 26185820: return [{name: 'me', comment: 'hey i like this'}]; break case 26353071: return [{name: 'haha', comment: 'i identify with both'}]; break case 26416953: return [{name: 'Lyx', comment: 'Couldn\'t help but laugh too. :P'},{name: 'xyi', comment: 'Greetings. I Russian and badly understand English. At me to you a question. How to me at itself in блоге to make the same comments? http: // xyi.tumblr.com/'},{name: 'veewpe', comment: 'xyi - i concur ;)'},{name: 'fdsf', comment: 'fdsf'},{name: 'test', comment: 'test'},{name: 'ohdear', comment: 'haha I love the comment: \"maybe he should play the triangle or some sturdier instrument\"! haha'}]; break case 26917652: return [{name: 'i\'m 5', comment: 'so why dont you marry it?!'}]; break case 27036389: return [{name: 'Type of', comment: 'sound that floats around and thn back down like a feather'},{name: 'test', comment: 'hello'},{name: 'Adam', comment: 'I THOUGHT YOU DIDNT LIKE WILCO CHRISTOPHER'}]; break case 27361497: return [{name: 'Adam', comment: 'Ha, you picked my favorite one.'},{name: 'Joe', comment: 'WTF'}]; break case 27867452: return [{name: 'yes', comment: 'but not from you?!'},{name: 'put', comment: 'it up!'},{name: 'me', comment: 'it\'s up, yo.'}]; break case 27954175: return [{name: 'Adam', comment: 'That\'s fucking beautiful.'},{name: 'pRiyA', comment: 'ha ha ha. love this'},{name: 'Ben', comment: 'Oh my. Journalism at it\'s best!'}]; break case 28068922: return [{name: 'Yas', comment: 'Wow, I love this song!'},{name: 'OmniALX', comment: 'Schweet schong!!!'}]; break case 28144694: return [{name: 'cool', comment: 'very cool'},{name: 'aww', comment: 'that\'s sad, those are ugly'}]; break case 28485501: return [{name: 'isaac', comment: 'the one on the left because the shirt doesn\'t say anything about fucking not dead things and the ambiguity is way better than being killed afterwards with the chick on the right'},{name: 'aaa', comment: 'the girl on the right, has bigger tits, so hhe answer is obvious.'}]; break case 28680216: return [{name: 'wow', comment: 'donuts over screwdrivers: revolutionary thinking'}]; break case 28759326: return [{name: 'Dice', comment: 'Good stuff!'}]; break case 28853523: return [{name: 'sad', comment: 'sadsadsda'},{name: 'Anxo', comment: 'i\'m a scientist!'},{name: 'Matt K.', comment: 'Scientist (I knew 9 places)'},{name: 'Bryon', comment: 'I don\'t care if I\'m a dick, I like knowing my ten places :) ...even though there\'s no use for \'em.'},{name: 'roadsbetweenus', comment: 'Love it. Drew is a god damned genius.'}]; break case 29187212: return [{name: 'Brian G.', comment: 'When did bike racks go out of style?'},{name: 'gondaba', comment: 'when bikes get stolen.'},{name: 'Brian G.', comment: 'Cars get stolen in parking lots.'}]; break case 29312721: return [{name: 'hey,', comment: 'I\'ll change for Obama.'}]; break case 29398990: return [{name: 'Adam', comment: 'Wow, quite cynical. Kind of funny, but almost too oversimplifying. '},{name: 'Kyle', comment: 'video doesnt wanna play for me.'},{name: 'pRiyA', comment: 'Finally! The truth!'},{name: 'Philip', comment: 'Good to know I have something to look forward to.'},{name: 'isaac', comment: 'yay for relationships'},{name: 'Bryon', comment: 'Well, I can stop wondering what this new relationship of mine will be like.'},{name: 'crystal', comment: 'that was lame. '},{name: 'paige', comment: 'i like to think maybe girls think about other stuff'}]; break case 29845277: return [{name: 'Adam', comment: 'I just read this on the train. Good stuff. But yeah, there is a definite New Yorker vibe.'}]; break case 29937341: return [{name: 'Z', comment: 'he he thats so funny'},{name: 'paige', comment: 'i want this bear and i want him to have multiple outfits!'}]; break case 30100910: return [{name: 'Brian G.', comment: 'This only works sometimes.'},{name: 'volcomsnowboard', comment: 'I was just wondering where did you get this comment code at?'}]; break case 30377830: return [{name: 'acrylamid', comment: 'Do you have some invite over? If so, send a mail to gargamelpojken [at] hotmail [dot] com, Thanks for a nice tumblr-blog anyway.'},{name: 'Grim', comment: 'Wouldn\'t mind an invite myself, if available.. nick610 at gmail dot com .. Thanks!'}]; break case 30673867: return [{name: 'yeh', comment: 'I dig it'},{name: 'Jake', comment: 'nojailforpot.com'},{name: 'J', comment: 'Monkey sport, try it and give up.'},{name: 'gu', comment: ':-)'}]; break case 31397350: return [{name: 'Marcos', comment: 'Sorry, this comment has nothing to do with the post, but where did you get this comment system. I really like it. Thanks!'}]; break case 31743221: return [{name: 'TitoP', comment: 'Hear, hear!'}]; break case 32049494: return [{name: 'Danny', comment: 'Hey! That\'s Tucson!'}]; break case 32628250: return [{name: 'fart', comment: 'yeah, people dont need to own things, we should all live in the USSR'}]; break case 32740558: return [{name: 'GoClick', comment: 'Oh that\'s just not fair, poor bastard stuck with a skinny chick because all the plumpers think he\'s just a rich snob'},{name: 'Dice', comment: 'F\'real!'},{name: 'nhong', comment: 'yeah right'},{name: 'armand', comment: 'hes rich.'},{name: 'yeah', comment: 'what goclick said'}]; break case 33217088: return [{name: 'Brian G.', comment: 'what about the other GTA\'s?'},{name: 'Adam', comment: 'Yes, it is. It is a beautiful thing.'}]; break case 33551296: return [{name: 'isaac', comment: 'i remember a time when you didn\'t grasp the deliciousness of bacon...'},{name: 'gondaba', comment: 'oh, now i know, isaac. now i know.'}]; break case 33799588: return [{name: 'Brian G.', comment: 'meh..'},{name: 'oooh', comment: 'I wonder if there is additional subliminal messaging between each sentence... neat.'}]; break case 34038229: return [{name: 'Brian G.', comment: 'This picture does not make any sense... Explain how a fish gets a hole of balloon underwater. Better yet, explain how it inflates it with air?'},{name: 'Dan B', comment: 'The symbolism in this piece is absolutely amazing! The piece is really happy for it being two suicides.'},{name: 'OddThomas', comment: 'Very funny :-)'},{name: 'sam', comment: 'haha'},{name: 'Adam', comment: 'Wow, Brian, way to be insensitive to the plight of this fish. It doesn\'t MATTER how he got a balloon, an object which, by any normal terms, would never exist under water. It doesn\'t MATTER how he inflated it with helium underwater, which is essentially an impossibility. All that matters is that we support this fish in his time of need.'},{name: 'rueben', comment: 'i dig it'},{name: 'rueben', comment: 'yo...i dig comment function. can i ask what widget are you using?'},{name: 'Brian G.', comment: 'we support the fish killing itself?'}]; break case 34247449: return [{name: 'name', comment: 'word'},{name: 'Adam', comment: 'DUHH'}]; break case 34544549: return [{name: 'Adam', comment: 'I\'d buy coffee from a place called Slutbucks in a second.'}]; break case 35019163: return [{name: 'Ramsha', comment: 'Portion sizes, general affliciton for food is all to blame for that! I agree with India!'},{name: 'Brian G', comment: 'In all seriousness, they\'d have more food if they slaughtered their bovines...'}]; break case 35313836: return [{name: 'isaac', comment: 'clever.'},{name: 'Noah', comment: 'That\'s great'},{name: 'isaac', comment: 'mod: \'why can\'t anyone else see you? and what\'s supporting your minus sign?\''}]; break case 35318351: return [{name: 'Weirdy', comment: 'cool!'}]; break case 35473306: return [{name: 'Noah', comment: 'I agree TV is trash'},{name: 'Pratyush', comment: 'Whats Computer ?'},{name: 'pRiyA', comment: 'hahahaha... absolutely agree'}]; break case 37145316: return [{name: 'Zombie', comment: 'I want that stone.'},{name: 'upperzone', comment: '*LOL* u just gotta admire Gary\'s use of natural resources!'}]; break case 38754836: return [{name: 'isaac', comment: 'yes wow'},{name: 'Brian G.', comment: 'How do I get this \"omnipotent yellow\"?'},{name: 'isaac', comment: 'the color you get depends on what foods you eat during the week. the more vegetables you eat, the darker the yellow...'},{name: 'crystal', comment: 'hahahaha: isaac\'s responce'},{name: 'crystal', comment: 'hahaha: Isaac\'s comment'}]; break case 39941719: return [{name: 'test', comment: 'test'}]; break case 40832406: return [{name: 'isaac', comment: 'your ideal ending has an exponential explosion of online girlfriends which can only be dealt with by creating a self-replicating line of robots (\'bots if you will) to immortalize your image in each of their pathetic little minds. right?'}]; break case 41326591: return [{name: 'isaac', comment: 'popsicles face an alarming trend in after-dinner melting, a time in which over 90% of popsicle melting occurs with little signs of stopping.'},{name: 'xx', comment: 'xxx'},{name: 'xx', comment: 'xxxx'}]; break case 41632732: return [{name: 'cute', comment: 'his eyeball is a heart'},{name: 'isaac', comment: 'damn, if stick figure man can get girls like that, i should be getting girls like a greek god'},{name: 'Brian G.', comment: 'Shy could be ugly, hence the covering of the face.'}]; break case 43422877: return [{name: 'isaac', comment: 'clever name'},{name: 'lek', comment: 'www.lostzombied.com'},{name: 'lek', comment: 'www.lostzombies.com, my bad'}]; break case 43815524: return [{name: 'yes!', comment: 'good juan'},{name: 'Funny!', comment: 'But is it real?'}]; break case 44812096: return [{name: 'isaac', comment: 'you think unicorns are good dates? try a falcon on for size at eroticfalconry.com'},{name: 'paige', comment: 'this was a huge hit at work'},{name: 'Selfish Girl', comment: 'Loved this.'}]; break case 45965840: return [{name: 'Brian', comment: 'Should be titled: for an underwhelming minority, college is a....'}]; break case 46694999: return [{name: 'notspam', comment: 'not spam... sorry dude...'}]; break case 46834996: return [{name: 'Um...', comment: 'Jesus! Fucking Papyrus? Really?'}]; break case 47462790: return [{name: 'fm', comment: 'yes!'}]; break case 47619461: return [{name: '.', comment: 'that\'s hardcore'},{name: 'c', comment: 'aww, such a sweet lady.'}]; break case 48557616: return [{name: 'isaac', comment: 'what is this crap? are you trying to soften us up for the engagement news?'}]; break case 49407922: return [{name: 'dziarski', comment: 'heh :)'}]; break case 49450010: return [{name: 'isaac', comment: 'i don\'t think that car is dinged up enough for that high of a tally'},{name: 'BoB', comment: 'The best car decal I`ve ever seen! humorous too... The guy is a real serial killer if the stats are true :P'}]; break case 49595310: return [{name: 'isaac', comment: 'has the Very Large Array destroyed the world yet?'}]; break case 49735517: return [{name: 'Philip', comment: 'I liked that. '},{name: 'James', comment: 'Awesome!'}]; break case 49892551: return [{name: 'crystal', comment: 'Haha, priceless. Poor guy.'}]; break case 51242570: return [{name: 'ben', comment: 'hello'}]; break case 52435731: return [{name: 'Adam', comment: 'Didn\'t you post this ages ago?'},{name: 'Rachel', comment: 'this was originally drawn by Asher Salin in 2004--gotta give credit, dude. http://www.ashersarlin.com/archives/2004/09/honestly_who_co.php'}]; break default: return []; } }